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every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
Beyoncé | Grown Woman
BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT
(Source: shecriedteamo)
My takeaway from The Office and its final season is something I’m going to try to remember every day for the rest of my natural life and I think it’s really cool that a televised situation comedy that admittedly saw a visible dip in its consistency during its latter years can do that for me
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pharrell has a portrait of himself hidden in his attic that is aging at the rate he would be aging
“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”
