May 2013
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
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craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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Are we special or just weird?: My takeaway from... →
confusedtree:
My takeaway from The Office and its final season is something I’m going to try to remember every day for the rest of my natural life and I think it’s really cool that a televised situation comedy that admittedly saw a visible dip in its consistency during its latter years can do that for me
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itsvondell:
pharrell has a portrait of himself hidden in his attic that is aging at the rate he would be aging
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nextyearsgirl:
“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”
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aryastarks:
the red wedding in 2 weeks
clavid:
i hate when celebrities know they’re a fucking joke so they try to ham it up and play into their caricature all tongue in cheek when really they should be trying to prove they’re not such a 1-dimensional person that the world already has figured out (taylor swift)
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noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
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soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
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thegodofmischiefmanaged:
kawaiirubbish:
kawaiisquad:
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
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