more word vomit!!!!! now in the form of a rant
okay i know this is kind of mean because you’re kind of a good friend of mine but you’ve been talking to me almost everday and honestly you’re being sO ANNOYING OK LIKE PLEASE STOP.
I hate loooool. i hate xD. i hate :p. i hate your emoticons. i hate how you use words in the wrong context to try to sound clever. i hate your twitter hashtags. i hate the !@#!#!!@@@!!! thing you do because honestly if you’re gonna do that it’s with ! and 1 because they’re the same button okay like you don’t hit 2 3 and 4 when trying to type a ! (k i admit this one was kind of dumb but it just bugs ok.) i hate how everything has to go back to “hurr durr you’re a beached whale” because honestly you’ve killed that joke for me. no not even killed it. more like bound its feet and rolled it in tar and tied it to a horse and made the horse run through the entire town and then nope not done yet WHIPPED IT AND CRUCIFIED IT UPSIDE DOWN OKAY THAT JOKE IS DONE DO YOU UNDERSTAND.
okay i’m sorry this is mean i’ll stop.
no not stopping. you’re really nice person. but like i honestly have nothing to say to you. especially when you im/call me almost e v e r y s i n g l e d a y. and then you drag the conversations on and on and on and like dUDE. STOP. i usually have to end the conversations with a lie - “oh i’m gonna go take a nap” “oh my mom’s sleeping” “oh i’m gonna go downstairs” - to get you to finally hang up and i feel kind of bad but like really?? really???? shut up. and don’t skype call me when you’re watching tv and then spend the majority of the time watching tv like wtf i don’t want to watch you watching tv THAT’S DUMB AND BORING OK.
and don’t im me when i’m on away/do not disturb and then get pretend butthurt that i don’t respond like HELLO THAT IS MY STATUS FOR A REASON. and really? pretend butthurt is really unbecoming.
maybe i’m just in a bad mood because i’m stuck in taiwan when all i really want to do is drive a car through nice california streets, but god damn you’ve been annoying lately.